+19 flat tops

Costanza sends them to lesbianism...Kramer brings them back.

Same reason my wife tells me to get out of bed.

+1 damn Sid! I was working on the same joke and the same punchline, but you beat me to it.

Scintillating title, just another story about “launch angle”.

The poor kid was just momentarily stunned. If you say PNC with a Canadian accent it sounds like you are asking him about his penis.

That’s an easy one. Clint Frazier was playing right field.

Please, for the love of god, tell me that he is bald on top and has two pointy cones of hair on the sides of his head.

“Fuckin’ tell me about it...”

That’s called the Marvin Lewis defensive scheme.

“15 is the new 30"

JIMMY’S GETTING UPSET!

Wellll...they do all look alike.

That’s doing it the hard way, just like my wife back when she was a groupie dealing with a giant wet spot left by Mumford & Sons.

What these pansies need nowadays, is a little time in the old bull ring.

At least Kimbrel avoided the misogynistic assault of the gender questioning “RALLY, RALLY...PITCHER’S NAME IS SALLY”.

A perpetually hungover Mickey Mantle would never have allowed that bat banging shit in his dugout.

Where does GET UP rank in the all-time worst Sam Ponder decisions?

Things you can do in the pros, but not college (still clap related)