As opposed to Titan, The Old Dog Shit of Football

Ross Perot mic’d up

I think there are because my sister won the corn dog eating contest at the county fair and she is now a big star on red tube.

He probably has no “ragrets”, either.

Well, he had to have the money shot...

Yes, it probably would have been just as effective to let Phillip Rivers spit in his drink.

I find your comment to be a real shocker!

“he evidently still can’t figure out how to put his batting helmet on in such a way that it doesn’t cover his eyeballs”

You are so smooth...+1

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

At least for the public display she was eating paper instead of munching carpet.

+1 bill for cleaning the coffee off of my monitor

I googled barren plain and got this picture of a kid who just realized that his dad is an asshole.

Their behavior was certainly unacceptable, but what they showed was more foopa than faux pas.

The best part is you don’t have to change after the game to go to Walmart.

“And she yells, ‘I am your minister and you’re a fucking piece of shit and you’re a fucking loser’.”

+1 reminder of Deadspin days of yore

Forty acres and a mule?

What is it with these double-D guys? First Dick Deitz and now Derek Dietrich. Dietz had probably the most famous HBP that wasn’t when he was denied first base by Harry Wendelstedt in the midst of Don Drysdale’s shutout streak. Dietz was hit with the bases loaded, but Harry made him stay at the plate for not making an…