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If the Raptors are now the Warriors does that mean that one of their rich, obnoxious fans gets booted? Looking at you, Drake...

The only owner still interested in his pending free agency is Mrs. Paul.

This manuever is known as the “Brock Osweiler cleanse”.

Don’t forget my fucking.

+1 Arrival at the last available chair at the same time as Andy Reid.

Thats y eye u’s voys reignition. Hans flee.

I wanted no part of dealing with the VC, so I faked a bone spur.

After today, I’m a celebrity. You can come over to my house and take all the pictures you want.

I had a similar experience when I was a kid when I walked into the tail end of my parents’ swinger party. I reached the same conclusion, too.

This is not a joke. That guy works for the Diamondbacks PA team for the hearing impaired. He’ll turn around anytime the count reaches 2 balls.

That’s Bobby’s “go-to” move in every situation.

Hold a baby and simply refuse be driven away by any amount of awkwardness.

The baby blue uniforms fooled me. I thought that was Willie Wilson saving his coke that blew out the bus window.

He’s coming off of Tommy John. Maybe they put it in there backwards.

Likewise with the international tiebreaker. Could start with everyone at second base, but none of them have ever been there.

That Romero...what a joker!

Unlikely, as it would require an inebriated lady to navigate a precarious balancing act over a flimsy plastic cup. Not to characterize female hockey fans but, my wife for one, could crush a 5-gallon bucket.

Gotta luuvvv the Drake!

I believe the knife and fork are a smokescreen. Look at his face, and then look at the shape of the hole. Clearly, he just buried his face and went to town. Also explains the perpetual smile on his wife’s face.

I doubt that he could have hit it.