Isn’t General Dick Baggery a member of Trump’s Cabinet?

All started by a marketing executive at the Miller Brewing Company that couldn’t spell.

Very similar to “Sustained...the jury will disregard that statement”. You can’t “unhear” something.

Rich Bob...lotta girls out there rubbing peter for him

+1 dad joke

Bo’s walk up needs to be Hair of the Dog. “Now you’re messin’ with a son-of-a-bichette”.

I know what you mean...you hit it, you think you have pulled it off safely, and then you cause yourself trouble when you slide back in.

They are also anxiously awaiting new team trainer Dr. Richard Strauss.

Trump’s just leaning in to get a closer look at his teeth. Caveat emptor...

At the Orchids of Prussia that is what they perform the Heimlich on...

“I hope ol wrinkly’s babydick chubrub gets released. Guy sucks.”

+1 lowering of the decency bar

All<<<Eddie Feigner

You’re right...I immediately went to the rubber and stayed in the box for my duration, and I was finished long before two minutes was up. 

+1 “Facebook Uncles” is now my new fantasy team name.

Didn’t work out so well for Nathan Peterman either.

The Patriots would never do that. The shot would probably also hit Alex Guerrero in the groin.

“and that, kids, is how you torture an analogy”

They all eventually turn to shit.