Yeah...that’s the ticket...I was just peeing

The look of a dude with an ERA of infinity...

Is this related to the sighting of the big black hole? Because I thought that happened years ago in the Laker locker room when Shaq left the stall door open.

+1 colloquialism...

“WrestleMania is too Damn Long” - I don’t watch wrestling, so I’m not really qualified to discuss this issue. However, I would like to be part of the conversation so I will just offer the same generic rejoinder that I always do, no matter what the topic...”so’s my dick”.

Bill Dana didn’t play baseball, Garrett Morris did.

+1 Motion to suppress

But now its time for Tyrone to pay the Piper.

“The only part I don’t understand is “adult” woman.”

I wish there was audio so we could hear what Hearn said about BlacKkKlansman that caused Spike Lee to kick his ass.

Reminds me of the time that I bought the bottle of Johnny walker Blue Label and dropped it in the parking lot.

Now that’s what I call a “whiteout”.

He could still trade in scoops, but we would all be better off...

-If there’s a lesson to glean from this, it’s to cover your tracks better when you leak.

“THAT’S GOLD, BABY!”

To be fair to that defense, all high school kids like to mimic James Harden.

“If you play it correctly, it can be your ticket.”

Same thing happened to me. I thought I pulled my shot to the left, but it still got in there somehow...

“Its not the attitude, its the mileage.”

What do you know? Your mother couldn’t even dance properly. And as for your father...well, he avoided rock and roll music altogether.