only the president gets to shitpost.

No, there are no pending charges against Assange in the US. He’s justified spending the last few years in an embassy instead of facing Swedish authorities over his multiple sexual assault charges there by repeatedly insisting Sweden will hand him over to the US despite the US not charging him with anything, so at this…

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

There is a 0% chance this guy was rooting for Cam Newton.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

And sometimes with one another.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Where can I read more of this?

One overlooked aspect of Christmas is the role of Joseph, who God put there to reassure Republicans it’s okay to have a beard.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Clinton 65,844,954

A long time ago, I worked for Starbucks. The store I worked at while on a busy main road, was not nearly as busy as the store could have been due to being on the wrong side of the road. At the time I was there, they closed for Christmas day, until one year when corporate was insistent on the store opening. Naturally…

+1 chid’s mom

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

Major sports apparel company produces specialized shoes for exercises that don’t require shoes. This is the type of thing I come here for; you?

A man or woman with a certain Pedigree, will appreciate this joke.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

santa’s watching. don’t lie.

I went to college in her district. Appalachian State is an incredibly liberal campus, and it was always baffling to us that we couldn’t organize enough students to really make a dent in her constant victories. Fortunately that wasn’t a parable for future events.