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I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

The difference is that Schilling kept posting crazy shit on FB after ESPN suspended him and told him to stop, and Ray Lewis never killed anyone obstructed justice again after they asked him to stop.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

Fine. Nuke the sports department. The students can still go to class and all that horseshit. I’m sick of this sports program hiding behind their precious, precious students who don’t deserve this.

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Playoffs are exciting because they’re an elimination tournament. The EPL has an elimination tournament: It’s called the FA Cup, it features like 700 teams from every level of soccer in the UK, and winning this tournament is a separate achievement from winning the league.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

That picture also proves that there really isn’t anything worth shopping for at a TJ Maxx.

The dog was relieved that it was only a spring training game. Besides, it had been 13 years since going to a Phillies game meant a trip to the Vet.

This will end poorly.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. It’s a shame that his actual collaborators - as in his musicians, as in Carlos Alomar and Dennis Davis and George Murray and Earl Slick and Robert Fripp , the people who made the music with him - were not brought into this. I know Nile Rogers directed (dude, why NILE??? Explain this mess to me, you’re better…

So, it’s your position that people are literally dying all of the time in Germany because they can’t get ambulances for THREE TO FOUR HOURS, and yet that fact is never discussed when we talk about global health care policies?

This is hardly the place for this argument, but this argument is wrong and dumb. I live in Canada, have never waited more than the time it takes to drive to my house for an ambulance or had trouble seeing a specialist. I get in to see my family doctor the day after I call for an appointment and the last time I needed…

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...