Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

Revised rooting order:

Fitting we crown a new Troll King, as the Goblin King just passed away.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

O ye of little faith...

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Pretty cool that Ignatius J. Reilly is a Raiders fan. Seems out of character, but whatever.

How the podracing scene should have gone.

That’s a very charitable interpretation!

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

I like their chocolate, but not at those prices. It’s fine, nice chocolate (unless you are fancy chocolate connoisseur, apparently) but chili powder and good packaging doesn’t justify 10+ dollars per bar.

Excuse me, but isn’t acting for money what actors do? All the work available isn’t always ‘Citizen Kane’ material but it’s hard to say no to work. How many of us have worked at crappy jobs, with terrible bosses because we need the income to live.

Looks like mocking all those Duke fans really came back to bite UNC fans in the ass.

Advance note: Not a lawyer here, so I fully accept that my take might not be perfect from that perspective.-

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.