"Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap."

ikea doesn't sell houses.

Or wood. Which is what their stuff is made of.

But what about the other voices I can hear in my head? Why can't I hear those on tape?

You just like his English accent. Even though the picture has no words to it, you can just tell by the tilt of his head that he is saying something witty and urbane. Damn I hate the English!

Not to mention wearing white after Federation Labor day.

Oh my god, that man is so hot.

ALL HAIL THE SKANT

OMG! If you listen closely when the clasp closes you can hear it say "good morning"...IN A BRITISH ACCENT!

Regarding the TNG uniforms : WHAT NO SKANT?

SHOWBIZ PIZZA

This bring back memories of the cool cgi "animuic" projects on YouTube Granted it's al CGI, but it was fascinating to watch them.

YES, YES THEY CAN.

a classic

Usually if they text me and it's obviously a scam, I make an ad in the women seeking men section of Craigslist with their cell phone number and the text "send me pictures of yourself, clothes optional"

Hello! Greetings dearest sir! I have a laptop McIntosh P-P-P-Powerbook! laptop computer you might be interested in!

Now to nail the Prince of Nigeria scam artists from Craigslist.

How quickly does it work in terms of oxygen absorption, for, say a full room as suggested? Minutes? Hours? Days? If it's anything longer than a few minutes, I'm not sure how this can be weaponized.

Obviously, the new substance is made of pure Ted Cruz.

Space travel. This could provide for much, much. much lighter spaceship design. It would also reduce the need for bulky transportation of oxygen to the ISS. Or any other long-term space missions, for that matter.