Barack strikes me as someone who finds something to like about just about everyone, and I just love that Michelle is like “f*ck that, he sucks”!

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

God, I miss her. Even her absolute fucking hatred manages to keep it classy

KFC and cologne : (

Cool!

We are FED. Fanks, Michelle.

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

Why, Seperate Knob? Why, Seperate Knob?!?

I was not prepared for this movie when I saw it. I was in high school so it was a good ten years after it came out. My friends and I would always rent horrors (except for that one time we watched Forrest Gump) and this one was totally on the list. That little twist at the end was...well, unexpected.

Sleepaway Camp!

His neck tattoo made him look like a penis. I hate Jeffrey forever.

He was even nice to Angela. I don’t think anyone else was.

Omg, smug bully Jeffrey with his nasty-ass neck tattoo! I have never wanted to throat punch anyone more at that point in time.

From the producers of The Orifice.

unsharted territory

Artemis needs to be on the case.

Kudos to the reporter for getting the word “smear” in there. Just top-notch reporting.

Take the leftover pie crust dough, sprinkle a bit of sugar (and cinnamon, if you wanna get fancy) on it, roll it up, and bake it. Perfection.