Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Yes, I refer to my plan as: Fuck You At&T Unlimited Data.

With a horsepower over 700

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Although it depends on what you’re looking for in your bearded old man. Wild, angry eyes? Check. The decayed wreck of youthful good looks? Check. A beard that manages to be Old Testament-prophet in scope yet Satanic in vibe? Check.

Exactly. Hey honey, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t accurate.

He does not do the old man beard thing well. At all.

Isn’t there a cache of horrendous evangelical movies for Gifford to watch if she wants to see religious people onscreen?

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Mama cat looks so surprised, its adorable. I want all of the kittens. All of them.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.

Oh, she was.

So did she go with the basket of hamsters this time or the usual bushel basket of grubs?

Please do not compare Martha to that stick, but ya, they should have brought back Martha.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Jewel’s response is lovely: