Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

One of the things peoples don’t realise about these films is that it wasn’t the cameras or film stock that were black and white, but the lights.

Still not as scary looking as these two

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Yes, I refer to my plan as: Fuck You At&T Unlimited Data.

With a horsepower over 700

He’ already my lawyer.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

The fact that both mouths work at the same time, the shape of the head region, and the ability to walk and generally function suggests a single, functionally mostly normal brain. This is probably a case of diprosopus, AKA cranialfacial duplication, which is caused by abnormal signalling by the “sonic hedgehog”…

Although it depends on what you’re looking for in your bearded old man. Wild, angry eyes? Check. The decayed wreck of youthful good looks? Check. A beard that manages to be Old Testament-prophet in scope yet Satanic in vibe? Check.

Exactly. Hey honey, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t accurate.

He does not do the old man beard thing well. At all.

Isn’t there a cache of horrendous evangelical movies for Gifford to watch if she wants to see religious people onscreen?

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Lol, damn that looked like some strange glowing necroball entity transferring its decaying energy into something and rapidly draining its lifeforce.