How fortunate it is to be grandfathered into unlimited data =)

That reminds me of the macroviruses in the Star Trek Voyager episode "Macrocosm" which was an Alien ripoff where Janeway comes back to the ship and discovers everyone has been taken down by these giant pumpkin-sized viruses which were wholly CGI and looked like something from Half-Life. Most of the time they looked…

You're wrong on this point. The fact the CGI is bad is what help sells Sharknado. Just like how bad the birds were in Birdemic.

Age of Extinction's effects weren't hard for me to follow, but for this one, the description of "two junkyards fucking" was definitely appropriate

OBLIGATORY:

The CGI in Transformers 2 was so glaringly unrealistic that I couldn't even enjoy the action scenes. And I was high!

The Scorpion King in the Mummy Returns

So bad they became awesome!

Damn Scorpion King. You really screwed the pooch on that CGI.

Less of a "threw me out of the story" and more of a "fuck off with this nonsense."

Granted the acting sucked too, but I enjoyed The Langoliers in novella form.

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. At a time when CG was getting better, fast, the scenes with lava just looked horrible.

Achievement unlocked if they included a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.

If you live in a hot sunny climate, you can just leave your bag in your car for a few hours when you get home.

You said with no BS, but I clearly saw Pat Sajak.

Bigger question, not phone related. HOW DO YOU HAVE 27,000 + emails in your inbox??

Have you ever had someone break your device? It is almost worth it just to see the horror on their face.

This would be useful to troll others with.