5.5 inches from the base or from the shaft? I'll see myself out...

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

Fuck GM.

I'm now moving to Nordic countries. Do you have a link to a recipe to share with us American heathens? And I agree, our cakes do tend to be dry.

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

You forgot one.

Also, Boystown.

Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Endless steak is endless.

Wow. "Pay with your hand" meant something very different when I went to University.. Times, indeed, are changing!

Seriously dude, did you even look at the fucking blog you're reading? Next time check the URL before you troll.

His answer is probably the same as mine. Never. I am a 39yo man with a room in my house dedicated to Lego, my video game consoles, Tinker Toys, Erector Sets, and modded nerf weapons. Who in the fuck wants to grow up? What should I be doing? Fucking my fiance? I would be she is too busy blowing shit up on her consoles…

There is no such thing as "too old for LEGO". Just too old to enjoy life. You should just quit. :-P

Sorry, I think I missed the part where adults weren't allowed to enjoy themselves however the fuck they wanted.

How about John just stops being a piece of shit dickhead and is honest about where he is? It's almost like people don't realize how awesome life is when you stick to the truth and filter people accordingly.

"Location: balls-deep in Sally"

dont cheat and it won't happen.

The spice must flow...

And before all of the Apple fanboys (and fangirls, I guess) jump all over your Galaxy S5 comment, I do the EXACT same thing with my iPhone 5. From time-to-time, I'll get locked in 3G (or worse, 1x RTT) mode, and a quick Airplane Mode switch fixes it.

I've also found airplane mode is useful for resetting my connection when my Galaxy S5 shows connectivity but isn't able to download anything. I used to have to reset my phone in order to get the signal working again, but recently realized that turning Airplane mode on and off achieves the same result in a fraction of…