Yeah, I’m so glad that Jalopnik never presents advertisements masquerading as story content.

The lack of pants is a pre-existing condition.

No, direct sales just cut the useless (and I do mean utterly fucking useless) middleman out of the equation. Much better for the profits to go to those actually responsible for the product rather than some fucking leech.

I just don’t understand why they can’t use the high voltage system for the 12v system. They don’t need that many amps so a small transformer would work

You know what I like to do sometimes Katie? Treat myself to a nice little spa day. I head over to the nail place, and drop $50 on a pedicure with the full scrub, the wax bags, everything. They even do that thing where they take a cheese grater to my feet. It’s gross but it feels amazing.

Oh, I’m sure at least a FEW of those Jeeps with V8s have exhaust leaks that make them sound more interesting.... Ish?

If we send Torchinsky to the moon, will he be able to install VW Bug taillights on the starship?

Tesla never had its heart in the $35k Model 3 the same way BMW never had its heart in the $40k 3 Series, and Cadillac doesn’t really give a shit about selling any $33k CT4's...It’s the same game they’ve all been playing for decades.

They ranked it higher solely because they felt it keeps track of the driver better but it’s ranked worse in both performance and far worse in ease of use. In the real world you can only use Super Cruise on specific supported highways and in places like New York the law forbids Super Cruise from being used entirely. GM…

Has Tesla programmed it to Avoid this when playing Harry Potter Movies?

The platform is already setup to use motors and differentials in the way they are setup. It would take more engineering work to do individual motors per wheel, so for funsies it’s just easier to stack up more motors.

Lies! You’re not a libertarian! You’re three raccoons in an Aquaman costume!

What you’re describing sounds more to me like level 4.5 than level 5.

How am I? Not great. Been working from home since late February for the sole purpose of trying to bend the curve out here in California. Apparently that didn’t mean jack shit because now guess what? Over 8,000 cases yesterday. And over the weekend as I was staying busy in my garage I saw tons of happy go lucky young…

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Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

Lighten up, Francis. No one is coming to take your roads. Or your guns.

Not “should”, but “required”. You are required to readback hold short, clearance to taxi, and takeoff instructions with your tailnumber/callsign (among many other required readbacks).

I would try to hang on to the job for at least 1 week. That way I could buy a half million dollar house, and a new truck in cash.

Or, did you want to know how I would lead the company?

When Tesla screws up: Jalopnik goes out of its way to remind people how bad of a misstep it is. Repeatedly.