"Never could get the hang of Thursdays..."
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So at this place, everything tastes like ham?
When my dad was driving my brother, his friend and me home from school when I was in kindergarten, his friend was talking about how his class was having a Thanksgiving play. I thought to myself, "I want to be in a Thanksgiving play", so I chimed in that my class was having one too! I said that there were so many…
I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.
Including Mostly Harmless, the criminally underrated book where Aurthur spends almost the whole time making sandwiches.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
That guy is Charlea Napier, and he was my Dad. I always loved watching this role on VHS and he would like to play thia song in his study that we built onto the side of our house. We lived way up in the mountains and I was always interested in NASA and Star Trek because we could see the entire milky way with no light…
Day-um. My imaginary hat is off to you, sir.
"The Martian" deserves points for two things: First, some of the best real science I've ever read with this guy figuring how to drag a month's worth of survival gear for a long time.
I've got one that Timehop reminded me of today actually.
The holiday parties at my former company were epic. An open bar, a free hotel room and 150 stressed out workers made for a drunken festival.
Well, this story isn't from a holiday party, but it was an office party, and I sure as hell did make an ass out of myself. It was my first big party at my first real job; I was in charge of planning the day's activities, so naturally I was in panic mode for an entire week straight before the event. I wanted to impress…
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It's the helmet that ruins the picture. Putin would never wear a helmet.
Listen, I've heard En Vogue's "Free Your Mind," too. You're not going to educate me on the minority experience in America any more than my life already has. There's a massive difference between flustered, furious and crazy. As a person of color, a "plus size" person, and a gay person I'm very familiar with what…
It's the best drink ever made!
My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)
This doesn't include costs of keeping a full grown tiger fed tuna every day. Big oversight.
Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"