Here is a weird one that someone told me about that I have used and it works very well. If you wake up at night, immediately go produce shopping in your mind- in your head, go to your local produce department and start shopping alphabetically for produce..apples, asparagus, bananas, beets, etc. They said its because…

Going on vacation with kids is an expensive, stressful nightmare and any parent who tells you differently is in denial.

You win. But, on a related note- my friends moved away and I snuck a box filled with random crap in it with “SEX TOYS - BEDROOM” written on it in big bold letters. It took a week for the joke to pay off, but it was hilarious.

1987- Dirty Dancing toward the end of it’s run. My girlfriend (now wife) and I hit the drive through and got a sack of cheese burgers that she brought in in her big purse. We were basically the only people in the theatre and once we got settled, I went to the bathroom before the show started. When I came back in the…

Our lake has a “dock test” if you want to go out there over the age of 10 by yourself (under that age a parent is required to accompany you along with a guard) you have to competently swim 50 yards freestyle and then immediately tread water for 3 minutes. Most of the kids on the lake are on the swim team and can do…

Spring Break 1986- Four of us drove from Norfolk to Ft Lauderdale in a Toyota Celica with no hotel reservations or actual plan. We partied at all of the bars, but the town had been turned into a police state. The Mayor and Town Council at the time was fed up with the spring break crowd and were sending a message. Kids…

I know you’re real and all Esther, but...

What about changing the output on your phone to white text on a black background and turning down the brightness while using the Kindle app? Is that detrimental?

Anyone ever get 8 orders of Wendy’s Chili and dump them in the crock pot on the way to the competition? No? Just me?

Did you notice Maeve’s trailer park is in the middle of nowhere and there is not a single vehicle anywhere on the property?

Driving across Kansas a few years ago... Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, WORLDS BIGGEST ADULT EMPORIUM, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, WORLDS BIGGEST ADULT EMPORIUM, etc, etc.

You can build your own sloppy joe with the items available on the wawa sandwich screen menu

I can’t speak on the purity of any others. I know YL products are 100% pure oil- no carriers unless indicated in a blend.

IhoB sounds like you’re saying IhoP, but with a cold.

IMO, he was the weak spot. The part of Herod is big and campy, a bit of levity in the very heavy second act. It’s not a vocally challenging song, but the actor needs to really sell it, and Cooper was very sedate. He’s 70 years old. I think he could have pulled it off better 10 years ago.

Try it the day after Thanksgiving with stuffing. Add some cranberry and gravy after waffling. Mmmmmmm......

My Sons.

My Friends.

I usually go with “Great. Now I’m stuck sitting down at my desk until things calm down.”