Honestly, as a life long Republican, I’d vote for her if she decided to run for President. She’s former armed forces, fiscal conservative, against providing “free everything” but is pro abortion and probably fairly level headed with regards to issues such as gay marriage? Sign me the fuck up. It’s 2019. The left needs…

Giving healthcare to illegal immigrants is voter kryptonite. The writers so far up each others echo-chamber butts that they have no sense of what most people in this country want or don’t want. Trump sucks but Jesus, going full Socialist is a dead-end street.

I was obsessed with this song about 15 years ago.

The Waterboys- Fisherman’s Blues [1988]

Can confirm, was born in the lake. Molded by the lake

We had the dock test too. Same test. It was a great “put up or shut up” tool.

This is unfortunately all too real for my wife and daughter (before reading on, they themselves are fine).

“...metal benches and fluorescent lights and a black and white tv tuned to Jesus programming on all night...”

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

I read this in Roast Beef’s voice. It fits.

The book says all sorts of shit. Some of it decent enough, some of it evil, a lot of it crazy, and none of it divine.

Definitely not thankful for Obamacare here. My premiums have gone from under $200/month to almost $1000/month; with only a single insurer as an option in my county. and.... a $7500 deductible. So I basically can’t afford to use my healthcare.

shit

One rule that I live by: other people DO NOT get to move my chargers.

Another example of church people being good Christians, bless their hateful little shriveled up hearts.

hello! i see someone isn’t skipping chest day!

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of