I know its an art museum, but who else would like to see him galumphing down a hallway with a triceratops toe in his mouth while being chased by a curator?

Hey, when my wife is away and she sends boob pics and I’m pretty happy. You know, because boobs.

I’m not a Starbucks fan. I don’t like the whole overpriced, overflavored corporate coffee culture, but I’ll tell you what- They just got a customer for the season.

He’ only there as an observer

I loved the little one dressed as a spider running back and forth across the set, clearly giving no fucks and having a wonderful time.

Nope. I was in the “gifted” program as far as English was concerned. From 6th grade forward, all I did was read big novels and do reports and discuss them. I can’t diagram a sentence, have no idea what a gerund is, and my main education in that area came from Schoolhouse Rock. I am well spoken and have an excellent…

Mine is an eerily correct mix of 80's college radio staples and deep cuts with a smattering of top 40. Weird.

I was sitting at a light and in the car next to me, Mom was on the phone and the back window was open in her SUV. Then I saw a little hand holding a little shoe reach out of the window and drop the shoe onto the highway. A second or so later, the hand appeared again and dropped the second one out. Mom was talking…

My kids have left for college. I have bought a bunch of brand new shiny cords and have them by my bed, in the kitchen, by my chair and the couch. There they will stay, ready to charge at a moment’s notice. Until Thanksgiving break when it all goes to hell again...

My heart goes out to all parents of special needs children with difficult challenges. I have seen two marriages dissolve over them and one where the parents are wealthy enough to afford full time specialized help, but the parents basically co-exist. One woman went from a intelligent and vibrant person to broken and…

“Girlfiend”

I just sent my wife a text telling her....things. Married 27 years. Don’t ever stop doing this, people.

“In my experience women who refer to themselves as “Mama Bears” are often obnoxious as hell”

Me, too.

Exhausting is the perfect term for mommy bloggers

I was hoping the second one would be The Pink Panther!

I’ve met her IRL a few times. She was always very nice.

I ABSOLUTELY remember that National Lampoon cover. It um....Inspired me as a young man...

Taylor Ham. Pork roll is for south jersey/philly trash eaters

I don’t.