Well, I’m not sure you’re Metro Health Center material, then... 

My son loves Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec. I sent him the article with “this is LITERALLY the job for you”

I always associate Candy Girl with this-

Can I suggest The Violent Femmes’ “Country Death Song”

Yup. It’s possible. The way the guidelines are written, companies can have as little as 5% of an essential oil in the mix with the carrier oil and call it “pure”. I don’t know what brand GNC is selling, but a good rule of thumb is, if the essential oil is very inexpensive, there’s a good chance its diluted,…

You may not have had 100% peppermint oil in your mix. If you get it from a health food store or a hippie place, its possible its as little as 5% peppermint and the rest is carrier oil. Try using Young Living peppermint. 100% pure guaranteed.

NBC will not compete with their main network in prime time. Too much advertising $$ involved.

We bought the tapes, watched it once. With my Mother. Who, halfway through tape 2 said, “When is the damn boat going to sink so I can go home?”

TL:DR. I liked the pictures, though. Especially the naked ones.

Lavender Oil. Make sure it is 100% pure. Will reduce redness and heal burnt skin.

This season has had too much politckin’ and not nearly enough fuckin’ and fightin’.

18 years ago, my wife had preemie twins by c-section. they spent 4 weeks in the nic-u. The bill was close to 400,000 dollars. It cost me the 500.00 deductible. Today, thanks to the “affordable” care act, the same procedure would cost me 6,000. Insurance is a necessary evil and it sucks.

Heh heh. “nugget”.

Sharon looks great!

At the risk of being banned to the greys forever....nice rack on Miss “Fuck Your Morals.”

Thanks for that. I've never heard that before.

After watching that I realized that if I was still in college, I could not afford to date any of those girls. Hell, I couldn’t afford it NOW...

#ketchuponeggs4lyfe

Gross.