I think that's what I meant. The gnarly crunchy ones that look like little orange war clubs

Agreed. I had to stay home away from the relatives one Christmas because I had a cold(not too bad) and there were 2 new babies in the family that I was sure (according to the new moms) to infect and cause lifelong damage to, etc. SO, I got to stay home with a bottle of Jack, frozen pizzas, baked cheeze doodles,…

Uncle Jesse is straight up Porky Piggin’ it.

I want to be cremated and dumped into my beloved lake so I can haunt it Scooby Doo Flying Durchman style.

Not me, but my Mother in Law to my wife: “You know, it wouldn’t kill you to put a little lipstick on, Suzanne.”

I respectfully vote against it.

I just sent a link to this article to my kid. The reply? “There are no pictures in this article”

My wife made French onion soup on Sunday. I slow cooked a pot roast with potatoes, carrots and onions. They were both very good. But when my son combined the leftovers for both together on Monday, the results were freaking AMAZING.

We made this last night! It was very good. The second one was more flavorful because I kept the old herbs in the glass and added new ones.

Me, too! I was skimming the article looking for a mention of him.

This reminds me of a friend of mine who told us of the time when she was showering with her 3 year old son- he pointed to her crotch and asked “Mommy, what is that?”

“Moore rhymes with whore”

Speaking from experience, the way to avoid getting a summons when caught foolin around by a park ranger is to be 1-old. 2-married (to each other).

9 strokes aaaaaaaand done.

I’ve seen this movie...

Are these lists for her assistant? As much as I would like to, I just can’t see her pushing a shopping cart in the Piggly Wiggly...

We did it too- although I pulled out out the Batman Boxer shorts that I had hidden up my sleeve instead of her garter.

My Wife’s is Fishy Wycoff!

Something tells me that girl has never been grounded a day in her life.

Hey! I had sex with big bush ladies in the 80’s!! I married one, too! Had sex with her this morning! It was great! I highly recommend it! Not with her in particular, you’ll need to find your own!