Am I your Dad?

Which one? Negril?

We were at an all inclusive resort in Negril. Pretty much everyone there were fresh faced kids on their honeymoon. Our schedule (and seemingly everyone else’s) was wake up, fuck, go to a late breakfast, start drinking, have an afternoon snack, head back to the room for a “nap”, fuck, head back to the pool/beach for a…

Mrs. JFD and I JUST went to Paradise Stream in the Poconos which used to be Caesars! We went at it like rabbits the whole time. We did it everywhere. The pool, the hottub, the bed, the couch, the floor, the bed again (a lot of times- and the bed was round and soft!) There were mirrors on the ceiling. Married for 24…

I WANT A LIBRARY LIKE THAT! LIKE THE ONE PROFESSOR HIGGINS HAS IN “MY FAIR LADY”!!!!

I have told my niece to never date anyone who’s television is larger than their bookshelf.

My 3am Bootycall is always asleep next to me at 3am. But she don’t like her booty gettin’ calls at that hour.

#TeamTaylorHam #JerseyRepresent

PENDING. Just like this post. What’s a guy got to do to get out of the grays? I’ve exchanged banter with people, others have liked my posts, I’m polite, nice to my Mother In Law, I don’t feed the trolls. Help!

JAWS on the beach. Duh.

A+ to you for the effort on the attempt, though!

I admit, I used the line on my wife after the show. Totally worked.

I snuck downstairs at 8 yrs old and saw my Dad assembling a bicycle.

Another guy chiming in here...

Something tells me these ladies don't have Lelo money...

I would have to respectfully disagree.

I was thinking the same thing

Youre right- I meant "having sex 20 times". The question was whether or not 20 different women had to be involved

This is dumb. 20 women or 20 different women? And does that mean the men only got laid 20 times? I've been with same woman for 25 years - do all the times we've done it only count as once?

We were living together, in the house we had bought together (screw marriage, THAT'S commitment!). We both decided that we wanted the wedding night to be a big deal, so we abstained for a WHOLE FREAKING MONTH prior to the wedding. She went back to her mother's a few days before to prepare. We were both horny as…