I prefer this one-

We prefer to call it Crime Scene Sex. When we are done we look down and say "call the CSI boys!" We crack ourselves up.

Carried away by the subject matter, and I was always that kid who went overboard for school projects when I was that age. PLUS, I am a frustrated architect who always wanted to present my model of Nakabuchi Plaza to Mr. Nakabuchi and have him give me the slightest nod of recognition, which, in his inscrutable manner,…

Confession time- I completely lost my mind on my kid's 8th grade Social Studies project- they had to do a model of one of the "Wonders of the modern world" and he chose the Sydney Opera House. He and I (read:me) researched the building down to the smallest detail- we (I) cut and folded paper and cardboard and we (I)…

They opened up huge double doors after the reception to reveal a huge dessert buffet, with the wedding cake in the center.

We had our wedding in an upscale northern NJ wedding facility. It was a basic NJ wedding. A few months later, my wife's friend had her reception in the same place, but checked EVERY box for extras- Lobster towers, crab stations, various specialty shooter tables, a pirate ship ice sculpture with vodka bottles in the…

Much. Super thanks!

He's wishing he had his red underpants back.

PLATINUM RESERVE

Heatmiser! or, "The demon that murders cold weather"

He should have just gotten this guy on his arm.

I didn't get that it was a Dalmatian. And I used to own one! I thought it was a deflated soccer ball and then the belt in the corner made me think that some animal out there was being used to make soccer balls and belts and then I gave up.

I don't know whats wrong with your boyfriend...

PSSSST! WAKE HIM FOR SEX. TRUST ME.

"Anna is described as impulsive and plucky and values her relationship with Anna above everything else." That bitch Anna is so self-centered.

Ok, that was pretty amazing

YES. Selinita's in Pompton Lakes, NJ, people.

My Aunt Claire taught me that was the proper way to eat cupcakes when I was 6. IT IS THE ONLY WAY

Her body looks much better without the suit- its very unflattering

Conehead Robert Wuhl?