That tweet one is interesting. I read through my sons twitter (vigilant dad) and I see tweets from a girl who lives down the street whose parents I know very well. She is a complete asshole. Foul mouthed, mean and generally shitty. Im sure her mother has absolutely no idea...

Go full Juggalo! You're really pretty, btw.

THANK YOU! MILK AND SPAGHETTI 4EVER!!

Is that 56k per year or 56k total?

Im so glad Idina is singing at the Oscars and not Demi

Plus, he was the toymaker in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Is the video not working for anyone else?

I had to look up Joan Callamezzo and then I realized I knew who she was! BTW, I LOVE your name. I smile every time I see it.

BTW, Tracy, I'm a big fan and I think you're awesome!

Nope.

Come on! Didn't you think she was "sexy and edgy" ? Didn't you think that stupid ponytail flip was sassy? Didn't her bitchface make you want to slap her? And then that graceful little 15 yr old came out and kicked her ass.

She has a total bitchface. That whole routine made me mad. The "shine on crazy diamond" (she says it "describes her perfectly") music, her vamping for the crowd, the trying so hard to be sexy, and the ponytail flip at the end made me want to slap her. And the fact that she described herself as "edgy and sexy" just…

She has a total bitchface. That whole routine made me mad. The "shine on crazy diamond" (she says it "describes her perfectly") music, her vamping for the crowd, the trying so hard to be sexy, and the ponytail flip at the end made me want to slap her. And the fact that she described herself as "edgy and sexy" just…

Wait until they are older and you actually do have your kid drive you home from a family party for the first time. It stings a bit at first. But then it gets so sweet...

Are you my wife? Because she has done this to me on several occasions. The lightheadedness, seeing stars, almost an out of body experience. If you aren't her, your man is very lucky. If you are, I'll meet you upstairs in a few...

So how did you pay for the shots? Cash? Check? BITCOIN?

Dammit, I HATE when my bank account doesn't match my sexual satisfaction level.

I got the Mrs. her Lelo from Amazon. No issues at all- same packaging and product. MUCH cheaper price. She's a big fan.

He is, actually. And he's looking for ladies to bang. And since you've already gotten the go ahead....

"Wait!...take it out...I have to fart."