I've been playing CC along time now and can proudly say I haven't spent a dime on it. But I'm only at level 51

Married 23 years here. An Unsolicited boobie pic from the wife in the middle of the day with a "Can't wait until tonight!" message is the BEST. Then its followed by the dirty texts back and forth. It makes for a great day at the office.

Potato Vodka? I saw one of them in a liquor store in a wooden box with matching accessories. About 150 bucks. Not a bad gift

This is great. and a LOT of work. He has to do this multiple times and edit it together with the best reactions. Good Job, Steve!

My wife met my Aunt for the first time when she emerged from my room in the basement wearing her walk of shame clothes. My Aunt (the best) said- "Good Morning, Skinny Ass- you want a bloody mary?"

I like you Lindy, but...

Pretty expensive ornaments...

I am currently having so much fun texting these to my wife...

That park killed me - KILLED me. The mother Orca wailing her deepwater long range cries to her baby who would never hear them...

Frank and Sadie agree...

Are you my wife?

Obviously reincarnated Egyptian Royalty is having none of it...

Agreed. CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN ROOM BEFORE YOU SHOW IT TO THE WORLD.

BRV is a made up "ailment".

Claire was totally using a "tone".

To you, maybe...

"...Because you fucked a muffin."

I agree! HELP

I DID! There's a zombie song and one where she chases a girl with a shovel...

You win.