All of that

“Jean had to be exceptional. The DA had to be exceptional (and let’s be clear, statistically, pursuing a murder charge against a cop in the first place is exceptional).”

“Brandt Jean’s hug was not a political statement but a personal one, and it’s a distinction we need to make if we want to live in a world where his older brother is still alive.”

Yes.  Yes I am.  People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.

Maybe not that impressive from someone who knows how it’s done, but it’s still a fun in-camera trick that apparently still has the power to fool and impress people. I know we live in an age where everything we see on TV and the internet absolutely has to be brand-new and completely original for it to be accepted and…

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Think about that for a second.

I think everyone that’s paying attention that isn’t a Trump voter is. Trump voters are probably cleaning their guns in anticipation of the civil war their Dear Leader keeps talking about.

Christ, he is vile. Tell us more about the war and those dirty huns, Grandpa.

Is anybody else absolutely fucking terrified by how this might play out? Because I am.

Oh god shut up you’re tiresome...

You’re a loser.  

Not even his neighborhood - he’s driving into the city to get these scooters.

Eh, to be fair, there are lots of shitty millennials out there, too. You can usually spot them by their griping about how millennials are destroying the world. So maybe call them “honorary boomers”? “Boomies”?

Obama was a boomer too. Born in 61.

What’s hilarious is that all three of these presidents were born in 1946—and all within three months of each other. Donald Trump is only two months older than Bill Clinton.

Speaking as one of the oldest Boomers (born 1949, if you can believe that) not all Boomers are evil. The earliest Boomer president was, let’s see... George W. Bush, followed by Bill Clinton and then... Donald Trump. Ok, I got nothin’.

Because this crime is some straight-up Boomer bullshit. Endangering the lives of strangers because you don’t like the way an affordable method of transit looks on the sidewalks in your neighborhood? Peak Boomer dickhead selfishness. You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this. We’d just find…

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

I don’t think it is cool, I just think that the following generations have realized, on the whole, that boomers are a fucking plague akin to locusts, who have demonstrated time and again that it is all about them getting theirs and fuck everyone else.