The world where one is an idiot Trump voter. 

Man, lots of incels here crying like assholes. Maybe just shoot yourselves if you’re so bothered by a theatre not showing a lame superhero movie?

Go see it in another theatre, and get out of your feelings. 

Well, he can’t shoot that cinema up now without his inspirational movie, so he’s sad

Where will Colorado’s many incels go for marching orders now though?

Literally nothing is going to happen. If you think the GOP will allow anything to happen, you’re high. 

Conservatives see kids as as things to bully, abuse or fuck. That’s it. 

Trump should kill himself if he’s so bothered. 

I got bad news for the kids. 

Hey Jerry!

Well, get over it. Stop demanding I be politically correct. 

Lol okay buddy

I’m pretty sure boomers only see kids as things to yell at, abuse, or fuck, so this isn’t gonna work. 

“We live in a S O C I E T Y”- Tom Brady, an adult.

There are very few jobs that honestly require 40 hours of work a week.

Cool, file that one away in the too-little, too-late column!

Everyone knows Crenshaw gouged his own eye out for votes anyway.

Look, if you’re not killin’ it in the sheets, I dunno what to tell you! As a famous rapper once said, “I wanna Terror-style revolution where we eat the rich in the streets/ and a freak in the bed!”

Eh, I’m sure the kids will be fine. I seem to recall being pretty stoked about seeing those when I was 13. 

Lots of weird adults spending time on a site they claim is “only for kids.” That’s way fuckin’ worse than this, christ.