So fuckin’ what? Let the goddam Saudis deal with it on their own. They LOVE killing people!

“Well, you’re still here in Texas, so welcome aboard to the school next door!”

I know it’s so easy to dump on Texas, but shit like doofballs hinking Mexico is ordering people to flood Texas is the dumbest, shit kicker thinking I’ve ever fuckin’ heard.

They don’t actually teach anything in Texas schools. 

Sorry, but she lives in Texas, those shitkickers will place her somewhere else before most people finish this article. Never have any faith in a Texan. 

He’s a wet suicide waiting to happen. 

It’s almost like he’s disingenuous.

This dude clearly has fucked children and loved it. 

This MIT guy has clearly fucked more than one child. He’s just trying to cover his ass.

It’s an honest shame the air force won’t actually be able to gun down our doofiest citizens as they Naruto run across the desert floor, but what can you do?

Odd how the way to lure a conservative in is with proud, ignorant racism that usually wasn’t even structured as a joke.

Okay, it isn’t odd, but you get it. 

You seem bitter and angry for no reason. Calm down, you’re big mad and it’s embarrassing.

Lewandowski should be shot in the face and left to die in the streets. 

According to all conservatives though, no words can ever hurt anyone, ever, so why was this guy so afraid?

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Trunk or Treat, holy shit.

Sorry, there are good elected officials in North Carolina? 

Imagine thinking any American customer is capable of kindness though. 

Man, the greys sure are pissy today. 

Maybe comment about it in the relevant article?

Ayn Rand sure didn’t!