I’m so, so sorry, but that’s something I’ll believe when I see it. I do suspect the conservatives you know are lying to you, however. 

All conservatives are screeching madmen.  Trump et al ARE the “real” conservatives, and I’m so sorry you had to get that broken to you.

LOL in what world? 

If only she’d shoot herself on TV so she’d at least be entertaining. 

Sure. 

No, but I’ll be happy to tell ALL those folks that’s there is an amazing workaround to this:

Huh, I didn’t know being a massive asshole was a major part of being gay. 

“Why were we trying to recreate the ’60s in the ’90s in the first place?”

Because Boomers spent literally the entirety of the 1990's screeching about the 1960's. It’s an actual no-brainer.

Oh fuck yeah. 

I know, so odd that the fella just didn’t ask the waiter, like a grown-up!

Jesus Christ, what a nitpicker. I’ll give the guy 8 bucks if he needs it that badly. 

Because you’re a racist against them, don’t be a disingenuous asshole. It’s a stupid look. 

What are the odds on Dersh doing himself in before January 1st? 

Also, why do energy drink companies take themselves so seriously?

These people are clearly alcoholics, right? 

I’m sure the grays are behaving in a very dignified manner. 

I’m sure most of them are fellow rapists, too. 

Man, the grays are really triggered over this one.  

You seem awfully self-important for a kid on the internet who spends all day complaining.

Finally: weaponized autism.