The real crimes, of course, are thinking Twitter is preventing people from seeing your tweets. Okay. Seriously, if that bothers you so deeply that you need to print a sign about it, you need to kill yourself, because your life will never get any better or be more pleasant. 

I hate Florida, but I am moving now to this place.

Also, you seem really, really obsessed with the shithole countries comment; note that I never brought it up, so I have no idea what to tell you about the weird argument you are having with yourself here.

You seem like the sort of self-important guy who’d laugh at a border patrol agent raping a 15 year old. Good look, mad guy!

Stay mad.

Incels and kids with sticks up their butt. 

The grays sure are white knighting for Ben today.

I’m a gamer and I’m DEFINITELY this stupid! 

And voila! Crying white guys.

Stop clutching your pearls, Susan.

Oh that’s 110% how I envision them! 

Well, get over it and get a sense of humor. It’s just locker room talk.

Have you met gamers?

Aw, go cry about it.

Alex Acosta has definitely banged a child. 

Man, the grays are really pissing and shitting themselves over this one. I know they’re all pretty usually pro-kid rape, but this is gross even for them. 

Yeah, it actually DOES sound reasonable. But hey, keep crying over how people are mean to Donald Trump. It’s a great look!

Well, except the ones raping the 15 year olds in their care, right?

Easy way to solve this: nobody on earth ever went to a restaurant to hear the music. Just turn it the fuck down. 

The easiest way in the world to make a white person cry is to say you don’t like Chick-Fil-A.