Majors should have been Clubber’s son lol

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

Or, everyone should register their garage as a church. I can’t believe it’s a high bar to clear.

Wanna move that couch? Throw it on the roof! Your kid needs dropped off at Alaskan military school? Shit, fam, jump in!

When I was a kid in the early ‘90s, my parents bought a book (The Unofficial Guide to Disney World, which apparently still gets published annually) filled with tips and tricks for making the most of our Disney vacation. It helped us to avoid some lines and to enjoy things that we wouldn’t have otherwise known about.

Potential failure mode plays a big part in why it works the way it works. If the car goes into some sort of a limp mode or won’t drive when a door is open, an otherwise minor sensor failure or code issue with it’s “door closed” signal becomes a tow-truck situation. On the other hand if that sensor fails and the driver…

Wait, I thought this was about an eco-friendly version of Batman?

Moreover, The Mentalist is a delightful little procedural and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

“I don’t like men with too many muscles. <giggle>”

I assume Google pretty much pioneered this. Every Google app, service or OS grabs and records every single bit of information they can.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

I similarly don’t get the vitriol. For me the book wasn’t amazing, but it was a fun diversion. People are reacting like it was the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard’s Mission Earth series or something.

Do something good for the kids

You really don’t know how product placement works do you

Hell, the opportunity was there this weekend with Death Wish. If only that piece of shit could rile up the vitriol of Ready Player One

Here come the avalanche of comments shitting on a completely harmless book/movie

“I mean, honestly, I never saw his appeal in the first place and this is an opinion I just spontaneously came up with right now and my new opinion has nothing to do with any recent news.”

He was bad to some people, so his artistic output is now null and void.

hawt taek

“his ninth, somehow”