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The last two films I watched in the theater, both at the Alamo Drafthouse, were Avengers: Endgame and Poor Things. With COVID, COVID still being a concern, and me not having much money to spend lately, I just haven’t been inclined to go out, even if I did want to see Barbie, Top Gun Maverick, and whatever worthwhile

Yep, that’s certainly Wolverine.

The whole skit was really good, including that “Beavis” and “Butt-head” were played straight.

Also great: “No, I was hot in high school, so I went to parties and hooked up.”

Touche, SNL, touche.

TSA, like most security, is like IT.

I think the last sentence is a little off, with everything else you said is spot on. Convincing the populace that the people in charge are not the cause of the populaces issues is as old as time.

Agreed! Not unlike the trailer for Pink Flamingos, which looks like straight up shit made in a Baltimore crack house. The production values are terrible! Don’t even get me started on that Todd Haynes Superstar Barbie movie shit - anyone could’ve made that! I believe “camp” should be reserved for summertime hijinks and

Not even an honorable mention for LOST? The “we have to go back” twist that seemed like a flashback, and was in fact a time jump, was pretty amazing. And the show, for all it’s problems, had a ton of time jumps to choose from. I mean there was was even a full season about fixing two disconnected timelines.

You can’t print that!

Pussy Facing the World feels like either a great band name or the best title for a best selling memoir.

Piss off core demo”

Attention Mr. Wealth Fund Manager - the core demo for a car company is car buyers.  Not you.

He didn't exactly go to great lengths to conceal her identity either. If you're going to exaggerate or embellish for a joke, at least make the other person unidentifiable. 

He should not get the Daily Show job because he wasn’t even close to being the best candidate. Roy Wood Jr. was the best.

It’s interesting to see a writer arguing for more sex scenes when the general consensus seems to be that they’re not necessary and created for the male gaze. I mean, sex isn’t strictly necessary in life either, unless you want to procreate, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a great part of life and that we shouldn’t be

So what you’re saying is that Bill Cosby “Himself” would be on this list if not for Bill Cosby himself.  

I like the original version of this song specifically because of its unabashed meanness combined with the rapid-fire music accompaniment. There’s a nasty authenticity to it, which I’m sure the redo will smooth out for image control purposes.

This reads like a set of Garbage Pail Kids.

Imagine how hateable he’d be if he used the word “atavistic” unprompted.

Did he kick your dog or something? You’re allowed to just ignore the guy if you don’t like his movies.

Except in this particular case the bakery has thrown out a perfectly good loaf of bread, so the options are either take it and eat it, or let it go to waste. You cannot buy the bread because the bakery refuses to sell it. So taking the bread is the most moral option; at least that way you’re not wasting the result of

My friend, I generally agree with you. Until this month I had max, paramount, apple, Hulu, peacock, showtime, shudder (included with amc), youtubetv, Disney plus, amc plus, mgm plus, and Jason. I don’t mind paying for the thing. But in extreme cases where there’s no physical media or a digital copy once it’s off a