Watch ‘Jack’ and you might reconsider that Coppola ranking. 

it is hard to quantify how engrossing it was without the original marketing materials. The accompanying website was a masterclass in building anticipation when no films at all had websites that were worth anything other than a landing site for a poster. You could spend hours pouring over details of the case before…

We measure time in Jeremy Bearimies around here.

If it were special, it wouldn’t be dumping directly on Netflix. 

Jeselnik is the best joke writer in the game right now. Matt Rife doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as him. 

The fact that Chase got as far as he did is a testament to his talent. Imagine what he could have been had he had just an ounce of humility or humanity. Hell, had he stayed on SNL, he could have effectively killed Bill Murray’s career or at least delayed it. Chase doesn’t hit in movies until a good 4-5 years after he…

This is not about comedy. This is about telling dangerous lies about people who are real and can be found to boost your act.

It is one thing for a comic to say, “I was at the store today ...” and that not happening but accusing specific people of racist acts when you know that it didn’t happen is despicable.

He should…

The answer to this question, regardless of reason, is no. The heir should be Roy Woods Jr. I am not sure why this would even be a question. 

Might be seen as a way to save a career. Also cults are notoriously hard to leave. 

Baylor sold out their female students for money and short-lived sports success. This includes not only the administration but the fans that stood by Briles and fought against his firing. The NCAA, if it weren’t a joke, would have ended the programs at Baylor and Penn State but they stood by and did nothing.

I am not…

Might be a bit of a stretch to call this a popular horror franchise. One film is an all time classic, the third is solid, and the other 3 are all but forgotten and there hasn’t been a new film in 18 years.

Ken literally has no testicles. How much “T” is he supposed to have?

If she was confronting a local Emirate (which is probable,) the police were always going to take his side. I wish her luck in getting home. These past two months were not pleasant for her. 

Sounds like most of the sex I have.

But it has Lea Thompson in it. 

I wonder what this means for the newly acquired Mondo division of Funko. Mondo is much smaller part of the pie but it would be a shame to see it shuttered.

No love for The Program?

Or better yet just size phobic. Let me say this one last time. YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON’S HEALTH JUST BASED ON THEIR OUTWARD APPEARANCE!

I challenge you to spend some time with youths with eating disorders and then come back with your hot take about what is good versus what is bad. 

What is the conversion of Muskbucks to regular dollars?

That is definitely happening.