On the day of the shooting, Foster taught the AP Gov students about special interest groups, like the NAACP, American Medical Association, and the National Rifle Association. His lesson plan that day included a discussion about the Columbine and Sandy Hook school shootings, with emphasis on how every politician comes…

That’s beyond dumb; look at the democratic candidates in Texas and tell me they’re the same as a republican in Indiana.

I think you accidentally inserted the word “other” in your post.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in…

He’s a veritable human torch!

“Welcome to Texas, 932 miles to El Paso”

If he were black the police would find him within a few days. Well, maybe not exactly the same guy, but...

The older machines won’t accept gay or bisexual bills apparently.

Asking for a friend...

Some people don’t understand the vastness of Texas.

Not that hard to understand. As a kid, didn’t you ever break something your parents told you not to touch so you told them 3 black men raped and kidnapped you and knocked that Hummel figurine to the floor while they trying to make their escape.

I mean, we’ve all been there.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Counterpoint - It’s actually very good, but you’re too racist to realize it.

Culture-appropriating white guys - scoff. Nice try but when you want to spit on someone make sure they actually suck or they are on fire. You sound silly trying to put-down a group pretty much respected by everyone in the genre.

Man, I’m looking through the schools famous alumni page and there’s no shortage of POC they could be naming buildings after.

This is a bad take

“Good Morning,

I can’t quite figure it out. I think it’s potato salad with overcooked-as-fuck peas in the middle. It reminds me of this:

Presenting the furry Chick Tracts you never knew you wanted!