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Honestly? Sold. I love movies that throw everything against the wall just to see what sticks.

“It’s not sodomy if it’s bread!”

Anything can be a dildo with a little imagination and Crisco. 

Bread dildo? Seems like a very obvious vector for a yeast infection.

I might call the movie’s version of Mozart childish, self-centered and irresponsible, but “vile”? A fallible human being, sure, but “vile” might be more appropriate for the film’s largely fictionalized portrayal of Salieri.

A doctor, a rabbi and a baker walk into a bar....

Maybe, it’s also possible that people may not realize if any part of Amadeus was true.  The movie is not, by any stretch, historically accurate in a lot of ways.

In the original radio broadcast of Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy, the Worst Poet in the Universe is referred to as Paul Neil Milne Johnstone. This was a real person who was a moderately famous poet Douglas Adams knew from boarding school. Johnstone asked Adams to not use his real name and address for later

You know, I’m starting to think that this Michael Crichton guy might have been kind of an asshole. 

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

Like Master, like Padawan : )

It’s hard to do much of a screen grab with this episode’s palette, but right before Mando finds Ahsoka, he passes an owl in a tree. This was probably a callback to owls (“convors”) as a motif for the Force and Ahsoka in the animated series, and may have been her guardian spirit Morai who guided her after she battled

Someone on another forum pointed out that Ashoka’s intro was the lightside version of Vader’s corridor scene in Rogue One.

Honestly, the reboots still had an action-movie feel, just a different breed of movie. They’re basically the Die Hard to the original series’ Rambo.

The phrase I remember hearing about the original Lara was “Anatomically unfeasible”.

Food for thought... Now I’m wondering how the original Lara would look and play like today if the reboots/revamps never happened? Would she still be giving boners to male gamers if the TnA was still prevalent? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I kind of miss the hyper Hollywood James Bond, Indiana Jones gl

I miss it too. But still, I don’t think the headline is accurate. There is a big difference between a character being Revamped and being Abandoned. I feel like Lara is the former, not the latter.

I miss Tomb Raider being a big deal. Those last three games were actually really good.

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