jewfrowizard
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There were only about 10,000 Jedi in the entire galaxy at the start of the Clone Wars and Order 66 had a 90% kill rate. Along with that Vader and the Inquisitors killed most of the 100 Jedi survivors. So most people in the galaxy never saw an actual Jedi. While there had to be some long lived species (Wookiees) that

Even before that... at the height of the Jedi order’s influence, there were 10,000 Jedi Knights in the entire galaxy. That’s just 10,000 people in a galaxy of trillions and trillions.

I’d definitely want to live in Hyrule because if you look at the side characters, almost everyone is happy. Even the timelines where the land is destroyed like Wind Waker or Breath of the Wild, like 90% of the people never let it get them down, and if they are down, odds are a nice man in green is gonna help you out

I find it hilarious how in Sword and Shield the world almost ends because Chairman Rose couldn’t wait until the day after the player and Leon’s match to deal with an energy crisis that was going to happen in a century.

And have some asshole goose messing with your stuff all the time?

massive oversight truly, though there are a worrying amount of apocalyptic near-misses that hinge on children being around at the exact right time and place. 

Besides, if you live on the surface you have to deal with Columbia flying overhead.  There’s always a lighthouse.  There’s always a man.  There’s always a city.

Sadly those were all the wrong answer. I want to live in the world full of magical creatures you can befriend and where you  can capture god in a tiny ball and bend them to your will.

Objectivists are predominantly assholes, but it does not follow that every asshole is an objectivist. 

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Living in the heavy metal album cover-inspired world of Brütal Legend would be just plain awesome.

Goose game is literally this world, or close enough to it to be indistinguishable from it.

You want to LIVE in those games? Pick something more habitable like untitled Goose Game.

All these jerks who just care about helping themselves have fucked off to the bottom of the sea, exclusively leaving—I assume—charitable people to run the world

So what’re saying is, you want a video game with a sewer level that is also a timed escort mission? People love both timed and escort levels, right?

I’m cool with game worlds, as long as they don’t have a sewer level. Why are devs obsessed with sewers anyway? Too many Ninja Turtle episodes when they were growing up? I don't get it.

Skyrim or RDR2. Why? Cause I’d be either shittin in high cotton, be the town drunk or, and this is the more likely scenario, I’d be dead. And if I’m dead I’m not caring what world my corpse is in.

As someone who made some truly excellent points and handily won the argument without question as to why it’s all kinds of wrong that the Mandalorian characters don’t know about the Jedi, I guess I can kind of buy it if it was part of his sheltered upbringing. The sect he was in just didn’t teach Mando much about a LOT

That Mon Calamari in the cable knit sweater is a mood.

I’m thinking more along the lines of quick resume for playing multiple games in a multi user house. My kids will want to play Paw Patrol or something and I’ll want to quickly jump back into Watch Dogs later on in the night without having to reboot everything. 

The thing about Quick Resume is later in the gen when games are taking closer to normal amounts of time to load, which they will, quick resume will still work. Not to mention that saving and loading arent universal things in how theyre applied. This functionality changes whats possible with EG a Souls game.