Military and law enforcement officials who love the Punisher are terrifying.

Not to be all hot takey but- this is fine.

I highly doubt that the kerfuffle over what Rebel Wilson said on Ellen three months ago will actually impact this movie’s box office.

This is a sad comedown for the genre. I remember when brain damage was a solution for Harrison Ford’s ethical and moral failings, not to mention bad parenting and worse lawyering, instead of just self-esteem problems.

“It’s a bold move, aiming a movie at an audience that generally only consumes this type of entertainment hungover and in sweatpants.”

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

I’d guess that you’re right, and the First Order is planning for a prolonged war with the New Republic if they somehow didn’t utterly cripple it’s fighting capacity with Starkiller Base.

I’M GETTING A TV SHOW.

Don’t forget about Snap Wexley!

Seems like you’re right. I did mention that “they need to be well-prepared for the repercussions” of destroying the New Republic but I didn’t remember this specific line. It’s a weird anomaly though. It’s part of the movies but also...not? Cause it’s mentioned briefly then never shown or discussed in the film itself. E…

After all, they’re preparing for a star war.

Precisely. Starkiller Base took out the main government body, now they need to take over each individual location, probably facing resistance along the way.

I think you guys missed the opening crawl to The Last Jedi:

The First Order still has a massive war after decapitating the New Republic. They would have to move fleets into major Republic systems, force surrenders, defeat planetary defense fleets, and other resistance elements. Seems pretty obvious this would be a huge thing. The Empire did the same after the Clone Wars ended…

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I really wish it inserted some non-existent stereotypes, like an obsession with purple carrots and thinking about toe nail clippings. Typical man things.

“it’s just a joke, relax” - signed everyone who is not a straight white man and had to endure this type of shit characterization for decades everywhere

Yeah, reading this review, it felt like this was one of the few times when I actually thought that should I be offended by this as a man. It is always a weird hesitation.