I’m willing to bet the plot, antagonist, and urgency will be there, it’s just not touched on here, since the teaser is focused on introducing the premise and main characters.

I guess the decision was whether or not they wanted to make it Star Wars Theme Park or having it be the hyper-immersive role-play thing it ultimately became. I prefer what actually came of it because that’s more unique, but I do understand the appeal of it just being a theme park with all kinds of Star Wars stuff.

Movie’s better than the book. More coherent theming, not having to stop the plot to introduce every cameo, better bad guy. Also: it’s fucking Spielberg.

Isn’t that Luigi Prime?

Freeform is 100% owned by Disney. The network the show's on evidently doesn’t do much to protect it.

When you ask whether the United States is racist or one of the most accepting and liberal places on Earth, the answer is both. We are pretty goddamn progressive compared to, like, 60% of the world, but we're also pretty goddamn racist.

Everyone looks cooler in space.

Holy shit, a new Space Channel 5 thing? On top of a new(ish) Super Monkey Ball game? What’s up with Sega actually doing things with their franchises all of a sudden?

If the only specifics I gave the errand boy were to pick me up a sandwich, then I should be prepared for literally anything he brings me. A sandwich is a massive metacategory of food that encompasses millions of possible dishes. I’m not allowed to be upset if he followed my orders to the best of his abilities.

It’s addictive in the same way gambling’s addictive. 99% of the time you will lose money. But that 1% happens just frequently enough to almost, maybe, not quite justify it.=

Because they’re made mostly of peppers, I get it.

There were also plans for Adam X the X-treme to be revealed as a Summers brother, but that plan was dropped due to the unpopularity of the character.

Gingerbread houses generally contain non-gingerbread candies, so it’s possible they eat those. Since icing is a craft adhesive and gumdrops are textiles, maybe there are gingerbread fishing communities that subsist on Swedish Fish and gummy sharks?

Sephiroth isn’t. Cloud is the only Final Fantasy character with any kind of representation in Super Smash Bros.

Add Michael B. Jordan to that list.

Oh fuck they’re dropping the Fiery shells? Put one of those in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and it’s the straight-up best thing on the menu.

Oh man now everything about Steven Universe makes sense.

Yep. ‘Course, he was never in any Academy Award-winning movies, so guess who gets first dibs on the name?

Because where there is money to be made, Netflix is there to make it.

It’s likely EA has control of the rights now, though, considering they own the dev team and have exclusive rights to produce Star Wars games.