I imagine pouches were a big fashion statement back in the ‘90s, and Magneto’s just trying to look cool even though he’s really behind the curve.

Zenyatta is Myeecheee, obviously.

Nah, that’s an Adult Swim short.

90% of the time, fan-casting is just the sticking whichever actor you like into a role in a movie you’d like to see, and just assuming that’ll work out because the actor is talented and role is good.

I’ve seen it on and off for some time now. It works occasionally, depending on what kind of bacon you use. Personally, I say avoid the fattier cuts like the plague, they screw up the flavor and consistency of the entire pie.

Because she’s a woman. The feminist movement fought hard to ensure that women had the right to wear pants at their workplaces, and you think just because she’s a turtle she won’t honor those sacrifices?

No.

I imagine it’s the monster equivalent of saying, “Mmm, this’ll look great on my Snapchat!”

Shady deals, huh? What’s shady exactly about hiring a popular film director and his son to write a comic book?

If you don’t give a shit, why are you complaining?

They’ve been doing that for 27 years at this point. If they stopped now, it’d be really weird and lead to a lot of fans being konfused.

Fitting that ARG stuff would come into play for a J.J. Abrams project, isn't it?

Cool. Nobody cares.

Man, imagine being Pete Davidson. Imagine waking up one day and discovering that, for literally no reason whatsoever, the entire Internet has collectively decided that your existence is an affront to nature. On top of the already immense pressures of being a successful comedian and having to deal with a particularly…

i bet they manufacture a hyper-addictive narcotic that gives the user telepathy.

Probably because it was a pretty good movie.

Honestly, sounds like you dodged a bullet. Yeah, it certainly sucks you got rejected. But on the other hand, imagine being in a relationship with someone who’s that selfish.

Uwe Boll made the vast majority of his movies to take advantage of German tax law. That’s why his movies look competently produced, but are still garbage. He spared every expense on the creative stuff and paid the bare minimum to make the production look legitimate.

It's already liquefied now. I guess we just have to find a big enough syringe.

That movie already exists.