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Oh my gooooooooodddddddd, MR COLLINS IS THE ULTIMATE PROTO-MRA CATCALLER DIRTBAG. Charlotte, CHARLOTTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STAAAHHHPPPP.

I used to work at a music venue that had a restaurant and bowling alley attached that was owned by an old demented Syrian man and his two equally demented sons. They would have regular meltdowns in the middle of the dining room during service, screaming "I wish you'd never been born!","I hate you dad!" back and forth.

On an unrelated note, I had totally forgotten about the existence of Ryan Lochte, until I saw that gif. Jeah!

You know what will make you feel better? Premarital, slutty sex.

And then they waited outside the bed chamber until the blood stained sheets were produced.

Really?

Why did I click on the links?

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary

Of corset does.

Celebrity Edition!

Some people turn vegan for ideological reasons and still miss the taste / texture of all the non-vegan food. Can you really blame them for that?

Seth Rogen is the single redeeming thing about James Franco.

Since this literally just happened to me and I'm recovering from a c-section after being discharged yesterday, I'm sort of vicariously excited to see what other people went through.

I too, often wear hilariously large-shouldered formal blazers with panties!

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