jetpantsplease
jetpantsplease
jetpantsplease
Mar 15 2017
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I’m a fourth grade teacher and my students are learning about colonialism. Our in depth discussions about slavery are great. They ask a lot of questions and I answer them as best I can. And tomorrow we are making butter in a jar. An appropriate way for kids to experience colonial life. Butter.

Nov 20 2015
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It’s been many years since I read it, but I THINK that in the novel, one of the character’s dad is a trainspotter and is frequently asking his son to come along with him.

Oct 20 2015
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But every once in a while we would get people coming in and asking if we sold the separate ingredients for them to take home and cook themselves. Read more

Sep 28 2015
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Or a “gluten free” label on a plain ol’ bag of fresh, uncooked, unprocessed, normal raw potatoes. THEY’RE POTATOES. Read more

Aug 16 2015
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Yep, it’s like...Masterchef + Top Chef, a dash of Amazing Race, a scoop of Survivor...it’s so much more outrageous and entertaining than the US version.

Aug 15 2015
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I watched all of Season 1. All 72 episodes. I adored it but now I’m afraid to start Season 2 because it’s so damn long and thought-consuming. Read more

Aug 14 2015
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Of course I’m rude. I live in Missouri. We blind people with bread.

Aug 14 2015
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My elementary school bullies actually DID end up in a lot of trouble. The biggest bully I had has been in and out of rehab (and court) for hardcore drug addiction. She used to come in to Target senior year of high school when I worked as a cashier and would buy pants a size bigger than me, which I took great joy in Read more

Aug 13 2015
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It’s definitely not a rude-on-purpose thing. It’s more of a friendly toss from across the restaurant than an aggressive hurl. The place is big and packed. You order your meat and then you sides get delivered by the scoopful throughout the meal. It sounds horrific, but you know..middle of Missouri...outstanding Read more

Aug 13 2015
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Yep. It’d be like being hit with the rounded side of a croissant. In other words, THE DELICIOUS SIDE.

Aug 10 2015
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And that is why I just went to Florida for a week with only this and a purse:

Jul 31 2015
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When I was in college in Chicago, my roommates and I drove to Wheaton to see Nickel Creek play on campus. It was one of the strangest experiences I’ve ever had at a concert. The floor of the auditorium was filled with Wheaton students, and then non-students were sitting in a small balcony overlooking the auditorium. Read more

Jun 20 2015
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When I was about seven, my mom (age 31) decided to take her mother (61), my two sisters (2 and 5), two cousins (9 and 10), and babysitter (13) up to Michigan from Missouri in the family company’s Trans Van.

Jun 9 2015
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This story belongs to a friend. Friend and her husband chose to save their top tier for their first anniversary. Said top tier was stored in their freezer for a year. First anniversary rolls around, they take the cake out to enjoy it, cut a piece....and it’s styrofoam. They’d been storing styrofoam in the freezer for Read more