That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

Get a brains, morans!

 ESPN is a trader to this country.

Can’t wait to see all the genius legal minds complain that ESPN is violating their civil rights and anti 1st Amendment.

Fuck you.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Bless your heart.

As someone who battles depression, what would make me happiest right now is for you to die a slow painful death.

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

cool zinger, shithead.

You’re correct.

Republicans.

Coulda saved a few keystrokes by just typing “I’m a maniac” instead

Fire your editor. You have three extraneous words on the end of that headline.

No