You’re a typo.

Best sports hair past and present:

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

Great story.

Boy everyone’s sarcasm detector must be off..... notsomethingstructural is a veteran commenter haha

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Sub in mayo for the butter*. You won’t regret it.

Is McNutty a character from a porn parody of The Wire? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit.

Tennisfan42: I’m sorry. Would it help if you covered the headline with your hand while your kids read the post?

Did that help?

“Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

what? no.

Dude donated $10 million to a children’s hospital in Montreal. They named the atrium after him.

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

I wonder if he hit her with a Brick.