VOTE RTUMP2020

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Man, using a Benoit gif really made this whole kid thing come full circle, huh.

You said a lot of things

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

FFS, you don’t have to read my silly little internet comment and then take time to respond to it, but here we are.

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

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Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Yeah.  Murderers just can’t count on states anymore.

yeah bitch, star and move on

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

Baseball did have something like this back in the 1990's. The Cubs signed a fan, Henry Rowengartner, and it was a lot of fun to follow! He had his struggles at first, especially playing alongside his hero Chet “Rocket” Steadman, but he settled in and became a key player in their postseason run. He even struck out…

This is the only proper take on the subject. Nobody in history has ever wanted fries over another slice of pizza. 

No-stir risotto in twenty minutes, with a pot I don’t have to watch.