I smell a rat.

Yeah, I mean we went through this with Reagan. The signs are pretty goddamned clear.

How can anyone see things like this and not be concerned with his mental capacity or ability to carry out the duties of office? He is obviously in decline, and his vocabulary has been reducing itself by the month. Jesus fuck.

I’ll bite: MBS, in the Turkish Consulate, with a bone saw.

Stupid “President” CLUE! I’ll go first!

The principal problem with the institutional Democratic Party as it exists today is that confuses the axiom “never fight a battle you don’t have to win” with “never fight a battle you can’t win”. Those two axioms aren’t the same, and the Democratic confusion on the issue results not just in innocent bystanders…

And I always wonder who these Republicans are in the Senate who would be endangered by a show of support for this president.

It’s be great if we could make the whole frustrating thing moot by just voting him the fuck out of office. Nancy Pelosi’s leadership on this issue has been shit. The simple fact is, a lot of her party wanted impeachment, and she could have let it go forward (which it is) without shitting all over the idea, which has…

Fighters today only think about winning and put on boring fights,

I don’t understand why he even carries money. The government pays for everything for him and it’s not like he pays people anyway.

Trump: “Here is $40 to forget that I don’t have my ID on me to buy food.”

They’re to bribe the grocery store cashier in case he forgets his ID when he goes to buy cereal.

nah, it’s just a maxed-out CPU

We’ve all been there

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

SOILED PANTS ACHIEVED

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Man, Luxembourg is the teensy country that sent fifty soldiers to fight in a war, and they came back with fifty one because they made a friend.