Workout during your lunch break, eat lunch at your desk, get a standing desk, cut back on alcohol.  Not everyone is able to do that, however, but this is the most basic blueprint to not turn into a pale lump of hatred at an office job.

Be sure to point that out ad infinitum.

What a drooling lickspittle that Rubio is.

There’s just something inherently funny about watching an aging, chunky MMA fighter stride right up to a supposed martial arts master and proceed to beat the absolute hell out of him.

 You know, if there’s anything good coming out of this administration it’s that I look at someone like Pond Scum and how he has zero self-awareness, and then I start looking inward to assess my own inner-failings. Good news: Trump still beats my failings in a bigly way.

Unpack this for me: Shit is OK, but jockstap isn’t?

What a zuckheaded thing to say.

I could see him having a stroke during a rage tweet at 5:40 am while lurching around his bathroom. It’s entirely possible.

I have a beard.  Do you know how many times I hear “Hey, Duck Dynasty”?  At any rate, I empathize with the redditors in this article.

I think he’s trying to angle himself so his ample gut doesn’t stick out as much.

Look at him.  He’s falling apart.  He looks like he’s stumbling around a nursing home.

me sound guilty

Truly, we live in the dumbest of timelines.

Nunes looks and sounds like a bloated Michael Scott from season 1.  How the hell is anyone actually taking him seriously?

He could have at least turned that into a Naruto run.

It’s not working.  Apparently, Darnold is not the only one who is out indefinitely.

I remember in the 90s, when political correctness was the boogeyman as far as historical revisionism. And now we look at today, and the actions/beliefs/delusions of people like Candace Owens, Dinesh D’souza, and Charlie Kirk, and it just amazes me how far it’s swung the other way.

How do we get back to that?  Well, for starters, we don’t re-elect Shrieking Carbuncle in a Red Power Tie.

Every day this administration finds new ways to reduce any and all self-respect of their personnel. Of course, by the personnel agreeing to serve in the administration, they had a head start getting their lickspittle on.

At this point I have trouble even snickering at the utter embarrassment currently occupying the white house.  This is our Silvio Berlusconi, but like 100 times stupider and more petty.