The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

Back to your pots o’ gold, wee folk!

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Fucking disgusting.

Rudy Giuliani looks forward to 9-11 like Jason Voorhees does Friday the 13th.

That means that those on the right want to actively end time/space.

So wanting to murder every Iranian while starting world war 3 is now considered being on the left? That means that those on the right want to actively end time/space. 

I understand we must criticize the center at all times here, but let’s be real: Omar and Schumer can both be correct on this one.

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Unless you work in porn.

do NOT make the mistake i did for this post and look up “black rod” on twitter while at work

“Black Rod” sounds like a porn name.

“That's OUR job!"

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

You’re 100% right. This absolutely had to be composed by Trump himself, likely in the very way you describe, or perhaps by demanding Pence’s password (like we couldn’t guess; it’s “mother”).

Anybody want to take a guess at how BLOTUS will manage to shit the bed on 9/11? I figure a whole lot of hate tweeting Hollywood and probably accusing Ilhan Omar of having masterminded the attack.