Being a homophobic/transphobic/racist wrestling fan must be the hardest thing on the planet to be. Like, how do you enjoy literally anything?

“[T]he security team also has no interest in dealing with fans like that, since their job is to protect the wrestlers and not the fans.”

Let’s be real here. The venn diagram overlap of wrestling fans and MAGA hat wearing bigots is probably pretty substantial. Not calling anyone out, but it is what it is.

And the destiny of two people whose entire raison d’etre is a race to see who can be a shittier person.

“Trump groupie”

That’ll look nice on your LinkedIn profile.

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community...I just shill for an organization that hates the LGBTQ community. See the difference there?

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

The rumpled goofball look is part of his shtick. Looking like a harmless doofus is comforting to people who should otherwise be bloody terrified by his leadership style.

What is he doing right now?

A petechial hemorrhage in and of itself isn’t really that serious, though it looks very disturbing.  Given his age, it’s probably a combo of thinning vasculature, and high blood pressure.

Are you going to enjoy Warren losing to Trump?  Do you want four more years of this shit?  Nobody wants to be in a life raft, but you take one when it’s the smart option.  Biden will win the swing states, look at the numbers.  Jump on the fucking raft and worry about progress after we avert tragedy.

This is the start of a much better way to get rid of a rogue executive than the American Impeachment process.

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

“I’m a slightly better guy than Lou Dobbs”, is not a ringing character endorsement.

Loyalists are... terrifying when discussing the presidency. But then again, fuck anyone that supports this administration in any way. Including the all the Republicans and centrists that continually suckle up to 45's adipose covered cheezewiz encrusted nanodick.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

GOOGLE. TAGGED. THAT. LION. AS. MAGA.

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”