To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

You spent so much time on this, it’s a shame no one will ever read it.

Just like the President!

“...and you’ll probably just watch for an Ivanka leak in the coming days...” 

Kushner Assures Worried Ivanka They’d Definitely Be Last Jews To Go - Again, the Onion

Oh, come on. He doesn’t pay attention to her anymore.

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

“I have Jews that work for me as accountants!”

That alibi should have been the easiest thing in the world to verify. Arrests and incarcerations are all supposedly logged.

“Better 100 innocent people be executed than one guilty man be spared!”

We really are in the worst timeline.

How are people not getting this? I don’t understand this. If you assume that a proven pathological liar is lying when he opens his mouth, you save a whole lot of energy ... and have more of what you’ll need to spend cleaning up the mess he makes till he can be shifted out of power (especially since he was…

“He’s not waffling on [background checks] anymore,” a source told the Atlantic.

I mean we’ll see if it affects Republicans at the ballot box but if these shootings keep getting more frequent (or at least FEEL more frequent) you’re going to have a harder time getting away with doing nothing over and over.

Voight-Kampff. Tremendous actor. Real winner. And a hot daughter, just like me. Good guy. Very, very good guy.

Jared: “Will you permit me to insert my extended manhood into your womanly orifice? I’m sure you will find it oh, so pleasurable...”

“You find a tortoise on its back...”

They took the the Mein Kampf test instead.

I doubt any of the Trumps can actually pass the Voigt-Kampf Test.

Chiropractors are just like actual doctors... except not