Anne Coulter wishes! 

You need to add a 3rd line that says somehting like "build a time machine and undo #1".

South Park, less than two months later

“Mr. Jeter, we’ve decided to turn over our Twitter account to our summer college interns.”

I mean, when they rock shirts that say, “I’d rather be Russian than a Democrat”, gives more clarity and context to this situation.

So it’s essentially heritage, not hate? No wonder the Republicans fell in love with Russia.

I mean. There’s not much he could do in the amount of time he went from smiling to “oh shit”

Trump will soon be calling a meeting with his Generals about why America doesn’t have a Tsunami machine like the Chinese.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Design meeting attended by only various versions of 11 year-old me

Don’t worry, that water was 40% urine before the accident.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

She’s terrible, and people treating her like a fun sideshow are normalizing her appalling ideas.

Look, do you wanna own the libs or not?

garbage person

Because we learned fucking nothing after Trump, and these child bloggers think the lulz are more important than a serious candidate.

Why are so many otherwise intelligent political commentators writing laudatory articles like this about Williamson? The woman is a menace. She’s anti-vaccination, anti-science, anti-psychiatry, many people have quite credibly accused her of being something akin to a cult leader. She spent the Eighties scamming AIDS…