I think Trump’s sense of time progression also died in 1989.

He is literally the dumbest person on the planet.

Holy shit.

The point that they miss in the article, is that in the video that the White House posted, Trump didn’t declare the sanctions against Khamenei. He declared them against Ayatollah Khomeini. A man who has been dead for 30 years.

Today’s guest star on “Master of the Obvious” will be Iranian president Hassan Rouhani:

what exactly does she think

It may add further to the game delays, but I believe a catapult should be integrated into the review process.

None of those tweets were written by him, anyway— the language is far too high-register. Sanctions are “biting”? The use of “proportionate” (and its correct usage & spelling)?

That’s the same move I make when I unexpectedly encounter dog poop on the sidewalk.

We’re truly in the worst possible timeline, aren’t we?

Trump is the only thing PREVENTING us from going to (more) war. Aggghhhhh Jesus fucking Christ. 

He didn’t ask/know how many people would likely die until moments before it was going to happen? Bullshit. He didn’t ask that question right before it was about to go down, if he ever asked the question at all.

HamNo, you and Tom McKay need to speak to each other on the Gizmodo slack channel or something. McCay dropped this tidbit on twitter the other day:

It would be so cool if we could actually learn from our past mistakes.

Well, you can go to prison instead, because, if you use, if you use the photograph you took of the letter that I gave you —

Why don’t we call voting for Biden in the General Election “Plan B.”

With any luck, this guy:

Sounds like a job for Jared.

Not for nothing, but I would attack us right now. We have no leadership.